Sometimes, you can’t teach an old dog new tricks. When that happens, it’s best to euthanize it. I know you loved the dog. You shared some great memories together. But, really, for the dog’s own good...just kill it. Its parts don’t work right anymore. It limps around, blindly running into the walls of corridors it once knew well, groaning with the unbearable agony of a life too far lived and a death too long denied. You’re in pain watching it. It needs to die. Otherwise, we get things like Little Fockers.

De Niro and Stiller continue in this hilarious, up beat Meet the Parents series in Little Fockers.